Wednesday, June 18, 2008

"Because enough is enough"..

I need some PATCH! Seriously. The following are the patch that I'm looking for. Let me know if you guys have bump with any or all of it. :D
  1. Name: Anti-Sleeping patch
    Directions: Place patch on your skin. Suitable for adults who have unfinished work. One patch is equal to an hour.
    Warning: Not to be used more than 30 patch in two days. Also not suitable for pregnant woman (who wish to fight the normal fatigue caused by pregnancy).
    Side effects known: The zombie-like-eye will develop. Although it's normal, it will make others run away from you.

  2. Name: Helping-Hand patch
    Directions: Place patch on the other person's skin. Suitable for all ages (accept babies since they can't really help).
    Warning: Because it hasn't been fully tested, the effects may vary for one individual to another.
    Side effects known: User might need to pay extra on foods to make the "helping-hand" person happy.

  3. Name: Anti-Syntax Error patch
    Directions: Copy patch folder into your working folders. Suitable for research students under stressed caused by mounting error codes.
    Warning: Might not be compatible with Windows program.
    Side effects known: Some codes might not be synthesized which might end up having you to rewrite your code all over again from scratch.
Yup, these are the patch that I'm craving for (to name a few...)!!! But of course, the best remedy of all is still to stay organised i.e. don't do any last minute work and don't ever procrastinate (which is really the difficult part)! ;) :P